Isn’t He Handsome?
Sometimes life is strange . . . other times it ROCKS!!!!! ahhh! Brian got a new job!!! whoo hoooo!! We went out and celebrated last night over 2 ton Margaritas and a handful of hot-out-of the microwave tortilla chips. Cuervo my man! You make me feel so warm, and fuzzy . . . like a big hug . . . a run on the beach . . . a tossle in the grass . . . a kiss on the cheek . . . and eventually a trip on hard rock jabbin’ concrete! Not to mention the long nap on the park bench with the bums. So maybe it wasn’t the Cuervo but the shopping for Spiderman action figures that really got me in a frenzy! ‘Oooo Spidey, you so cute! Look at those bulging pecs! Those biceps! Oooo and that . . . that . . . jet ski?!?’ Since when does Spiderman ride a jet ski? Or what about his very own personal Helicopter? Now I’ve seen the 2nd movie, and there aint NO helicopter chase with Dr. Oc – No, I know Spidey rides the elevator, I know he stops a train, but I am talking about him chasing Oc in a helicopter! (Does anyone remember that? Please fill me in so the action figures wont confuse me so – on second thought, perhaps it’s that ’smooth area’ of his that confuses me so) That helicopter AINT happening though!!
Hmm. Word of the day . . . Aint. Now, Webster defines ‘Aint’ as a strong useage of ‘am not’ . . . a usually passionate ‘have not’ . . . someone who is a big ‘has not’ (or has been) . . . a vulgar expression of ‘don’t or wont’ and a frumpy way to say ‘are not’. :) I ain’t your fool! I learnt my definitions!
Well, I am off like a prom dress! Off to work!! Off to play!!! (that’s more like it – I mean come on! I’m a temp and I have 1 more day!!!) Off to gaze and dream of Spidey and his . . . his . . . Tumor! (I quote my boyfriend, “It’s not a tumor!!” (thick austrian accent in play here – ha! ha! – now that sounds like Miguel . . . doesn’t it?))



