Apparently sitting at a house that is not your own for 3 weeks with nothing to do is more fun than you think. Well, it’s fun if the owners have TIVO and you can record 90210 and Melrose Place all day and watch them all night!

The favorite I have watched so far is one in which Kelly is announced to be the Spring Princess and her and Brenda go dress shopping for the dance together. They both find the same dress and get in a huff about how they can’t wear the same one. Kelly says she doesn’t like it and Brenda decides something similar so they both put the dress down. Meanwhile, Donna has found a most ridiculous red ruffled, full skirt number that does look rather pretty but makes for even more awkwardness with Donna.

I don’t really understand why she is friends with the prettiest, most popular girl, Kelly, and her best friend Brenda anyways. Donna is shy, like I said awkward, not too good with the boys, in fact none of them are even interested in her. And Kelly, if you go on a date with her and don’t try something you must be crazy because every boy apparently does. So Donna, she’s the frumpy friend. Kelly is slutty spice, Donna is frumpy spice, and Brenda is bitchy spice.

Okay so back to my story, so they go to the dance and Brenda and Kelly are wearing the same dress that they both put down and said they wouldn’t buy. Oh NO!! Kelly is being selfish (for a change, ha!) and thinks because she is Spring Princess she just thinks Brenda should go change. Brenda says she just doesn’t give a damn. End of that story. So off they go promising to stay on opposite sides of the room which works well considering Dylan got a hotel room for the night for him and Brenda. Bad boy.

At the dance, Steve, who has taken frumpy spice refuses to dance with her (like I said, no good with boys) and he is a jerk all night because Kelly invited Brandon and he just can’t get over Kelly. Brandon is all ‘don’t tell me where you two are headed because I don’t want to hear about it’ to Dylan and his sister. OH! And the best part!?! David promises Kelly (who he has a crush on and in his near future will soon be an step-brother to) that he is going to win the dance contest so that he can have the last dance with her. He is a skinny nerd so she just laughs in his face. Well you should see this boy’s ‘Vanilla Ice’ moves! He wins because clearly if you dance like Vanilla Ice you are the coolest of all in 90s dance land.

David wins and gets Kelly. Steve looses and will never get Kelly, but at least he apologizes to Donna for being a bad date. Brandon is just neutral like he always is and nothing exciting happens. Dylan gets Brenda, vice versa. Kelly gets her stupid crown and Andrea gets her butt to the dance without a date and although they all talk to her in the end I think secretly no one likes her cuz this is high school baby, and girls like Kelly just don’t talk to girls like Andrea! The girls a geek!

So, all this entertainment for me . . . it all boils down to one thing. Sitting with two smelling dogs is fun, as long as Aaron Spelling is in the mix.

Oh, and . . . I had these too. And there is proof that Steve never wins and Andrea is not REALLY part of the group. You don’t see dolls of them do you?