Dying for the day when my blog has fully transfered and I will be able to upload pictures again. Recently switched over to a new server and there has been a bit of untangling trying to get all the pieces in order so I can be back in full swing.

Reading back on old blogs today and it is way overdue for me to report what I loved and hated about red carpet fashion in 2007. It has been tradition for me to blabber on about the excess of lace, ruffles, and bows and the lack-there-of of cut, form or style. I will see what I can do without the ability to give you many visual aids, but be patient and try to follow along. Also, feel free to throw up a little. I know I did.

This might be too much to handle. Be warned and have a paramedic near by. Fug is always a great resource when looking for ghastly red carpet faux pas’, so naturally the first place I look is within their pages. I can hardly control myself as I am riddled with bold floral strapless minis, birds and bows on breasts, bling gone thrift-store and even the men often are clueless. Which how can a tux go bad? You would be surprised.

I don’t even know where to begin here. You would be amazed at the ease of googling butt ugly fashion and the results you will find. It’s wonderful!

Lastly, no ‘All Those Who Are Hideous’ blog would be complete without a little of this! POW! Or a big mess of that! BAM! or a steaming pile of this baby! WAAMMM! How sweet of these gals to keep the Fug Blog in business.

Okay can’t take anymore for today. Feeling a bit woozie. Photos hopefully not too far behind as well as something that’s actually WORTH taking time to write about. Reading this blog of mine perhaps not the best use of mine or your time, but hopefully at least a 5 for entertainment and laughter factor. And of course I know I am extremely witty but I expect the laughs to be over how sad you feel for these pathetic celebrity stylists that goofed, and not so much at me. Laugh with me not at me.

Reading my email today and one particular email from ivillage.com the weekly eletter, iGo Green, strikes my attention. Realizing just now as I type this word, ‘Green’, that my blog seems far less about what I read in the style pages these days, and more about what I read in the columns of the New York times Dot Earth Blog (For those of you that have read back and know my growing appreciation for the blog). No harm done however and to the contrary I find I am really sustaining myself.

As to what caught my attention? Save energy by turning off your computer at night opposed to allowing it to kick into sleep mode. Despite what we think sleep mode is not the energy saving choice. When debating over taking your travels by train, plane or automobile, choose train. Now with Vitamin B5, “the anti-stress vitamin”. Train is a smarter option when considering the effects on air pollution, water pollution and habitat alteration. And, if you just want some knowledgeable information in ‘humor columnist’ format, take part in my new pursuit of grist.org.

It’s possible I read the Daily Candy too much. No longer a blog monkey and now my fodder drifting away from blog-woirs with an increasingly new and different monologue that oddly reminds me of what I read in my ‘Candy’ emails. I hear myself sounding less like myself, that bad case of blogarrhea has passed. Now I actually have something to say and don’t just come here to waste time. Also, finding much enjoyment with blogging slang (as you can see).